you must be dreaming / Friday, September 29, 2006
i feel like i am lacking a lot of common sense. agh. ):
anyways, here's a joke mr ludington told the class yesterday in study hall:
one day this guy entered the bar and asks the bartender for a drink. the bartender gives him a drink. the guy then tells the bartender, "i bet you $50 that i can bite my nose"
the bartender obviously doesn't think he can and so agrees to the bet. the guy takes out his dentures and bites his nose and puts his dentures back in his mouth. the bartender gives him $50. the guy then places another bet. "i bet you $100 that i can lick my eye."
the bartender once again doesn't believe he can do that and so he agrees. the guy takes out his glass eye, licks it and puts his eye back in.
[eww right?] the bartender chuckles and gives him the $100. the guy asks the bartender for a beer and goes off to mingle with the other people in the bar. later, he comes back. he makes another bet with the bartender. "i bet you $1000 that if you put a shot glass at the end of the bar table i can shoot my pee from the other end, into the shot glass."
[it's about the length of a classroom] the bartender really does not believe that that is possible and agrees to the bet.
so he puts the shot glass at one end of the bar table and then the guy starts peeing and the pee flys everywhere but not in the shot glass. the bartender laughs his ass off. then he asks the guy, "if you knew that you couldn't do it, why'd you do it?" and guy replied, "you see those people over there? i bet them $5000 that you would laugh if i peed all over this place."
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it took me a few seconds to realize the joke. it was kinda eww.. okay. but eww.
had this thing that was sort of a french oral in french class today. you know that autoportiates? well, apparentely the presentations were sorta like orals and what's worse is that it was on camera! ): i think i did horribly. i don't feel like typing out what i said even though normally i type out what i say for orals.. maybe its not a real oral.. but it sure felt like it. and at least now in this french class i feel more challenged. french three, no way was i ever going t feel challenged.
oh! and i forgot t mention his favourite animal, the penguin and on his autoportriate thing i liked how i drew him.. ah nevermind. you wanna see! :D
in apush today, ms major was trying t show us spain's exploration of new land using an imaginary map and was like:
ms major - so here's friggin spain and here's... why do you all look like you're going t laugh?
some student - you said
friggin spain..
ms major - i did not..
sam - yes you did
the whole class - uh yeah.. *bursts into laughter*
ms major - i still don't think i said that.. so anyway, here's
beautiful spain and here's..
ahahahahaha..
grey's anatomy yesterday was nicer than last week's. and some guy got a tree branch stuck through his body! you could see the broken tree branch coming through the other side of the body! :o
and tomorrow's clarice's b'day!
happy birthday clarice! :Dgot an assessment of importanceofbeingearnest t type up. cheerio!
i hate bio. i hate learning about darwin's theory.
/Hopped!
3:24 PM
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